so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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