So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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