did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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