okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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