I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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