Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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