Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
how drunk are you?
Several
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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