oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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