She announced her abortion via fbk
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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