She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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