I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
These tits shall not be calmed
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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