So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Girls should come with a carfax report
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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