After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
We don't watch enough power rangers
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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