how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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