worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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