My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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