you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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