i think i have herpe
just one?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
All the doctor said was why
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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