Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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