awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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