i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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