so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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