I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Welp...herpes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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