ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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