Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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