I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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