some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it was like eating out sand paper
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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