Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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