im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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