I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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