i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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