girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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