jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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