saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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