Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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