I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
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Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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