now i know why i became what i already was.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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