You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I am mentally ready for anal.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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