So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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