so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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