How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.