Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

fuck the hobbit

(301): View more from Maryland

what about unicorns?

(732): View more from New Jersey

fuck those pointy horses

Fav 9 3065 1140
share tweet
(818): View more from California

question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?

Fav 6 3669 1160
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(646): View more from New York

They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!

Fav 10 7180 1431
share tweet
(+27): View more from South Africa

My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.

Fav 17 2716 5149
share tweet
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
Read it at the TFLN blog
(540): View more from Virginia

hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her

Fav 32 11575 1715
share tweet
(530): View more from California

Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?

Fav 14 1942 654
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.

Fav 2 752 1034
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(512): View more from Texas

I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle

Fav 0 714 462
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(201): View more from New Jersey

if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it

Fav 1 256 113
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT