Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My hand turned me down
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable