doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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