I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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