Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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