this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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