Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize