TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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