All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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