super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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