that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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