Whod you bang
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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