So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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