She announced her abortion via fbk
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?