Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.