Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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