your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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