just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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