she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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